Only in halls.

Only in halls...

Only in halls is where everyone is linked to each other via kissing

Only in halls is where people will run around naked in the hope of being chased by security whilst completely sober.

Only in halls is where you can hear the person living underneath you having sex.

Only in halls is where someone will leave a bin full of water leaned against your door so that when you open the door it looks like a tsunami hit your room.

Only in halls is when two people are having sex and a bunch of boys will run in the room throwing everything around and leave.

Only in halls is where you will find boxers hung up in the entrance to the house with the names of the two people who hooked up the previous night.

Only in halls is where you have to run from the shower to your room in the hope of not getting seen by anyone.

Only in halls is where you can play bop it until 4am.

Only in halls is where a group of church go-ers will catch you when you have just come out of the shower.

Only in halls is where it becomes normal to walk in on people having sex.

Only in halls is where you walk in on two people having sex whilst the person’s room it is is passed out on the floor.

Only in halls is where you can wake up to find out that someone has thrown up in your pantry.

Only in halls is where you have a pantry.

Only in halls is where the first time you meet someone they are completely wasted and trying to ‘superman through a window’.

Only in halls is where you will get cello taped to a chair and left there.

Only in halls is where you will come back to your room to find that everything has been removed and scattered around the rest of the buildings.

Only in halls is where you think you’re turning into an alcoholic only to find fifty other people doing the exact same thing.

And this is why you should live in halls.